Outhouse Observer Gifts

Evacuation Route.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Domestic Spying Drones

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

The world of surveillance.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

The Motherhood

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

"Thrown under the bus stop."

Interrupted Shower.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Impractical Gardener.

"It's not what you do, it's what people see that counts"