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Evacuation Route.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Domestic Spying Drones

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

The world of surveillance.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

The Motherhood

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City

Impractical Gardener.

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Interrupted Shower.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

"Thrown under the bus stop."