Outhouse Observers Gifts

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Domestic Spying Drones

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

The world of surveillance.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

The Motherhood

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

"Thrown under the bus stop."

Interrupted Shower.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

Impractical Gardener.

'From up here they look like us.'