Outdoor Mishap Gifts

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Mistaken identity.

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'Oops! Does this mean I'm next in line for CEO, Dad?'

'The car has power steering... but the driver doesn't!'

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

'How's my Surger? Call 1-600 Lawsuit.'

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in."

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

Alberta on fire

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

"Here we are in Jackson Hole and our luggage went to Hawaii!"

"The DEC advises hikers to stand out by wearing bright orange. I feel so much safer now!"

"And my client wants to know just what you intend to do about his dented fender!"

"And just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists and couples counselling."

"When are visiting hours?"

"Flight or fight!"

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'