Outdoor Humor Seeker Pillows

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

Roads with a view.

'It's been three days, Earl. I don't think she's coming back. You should have left it in park.'

'You want to borrow some trunks and jump in, too?'

Skiing.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Bird Symbol Hunting

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Snowman Driver

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

'How are they biting?'

Fly fishing.