Outdoor Fairs Gifts

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Southwark Fair.

Beach Barbecue

Tension filled the tent.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Face painting by numbers.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Hay Rides $10

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Funnel of Love

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Face Painting.

Tunnel of Like.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Ice Cream Tower.

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

Prosecco

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'