Outdoor Enthusiast In Denial Gifts

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

The wife made it. Why?

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

Man on mobile phone has a bird sitting on the antenae.

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

"It's nice to stop and smell the roses, but with your allergies, keep going and Google them."

'I'll bet this would be more fun on a computer.'

"There's nothing more beautiful than a full battery."

'Nature makes me nervous!'

Goose Flowchart

'I think we should stop following these $100 bills. I'm beginning to think the deer know we're here, and they're setting us up.'

'It's a program on conserving energy.'

"Your honour the people recommend bail be denied as we feel the defendant is a flight risk."

'You called?'

"So is this the fun part, or will there be even bigger bugs sticking to my face soon?"

Castaway uses a solar panel to watch TV.

'Why do I always lose at this interactive television fishing show!'

'You may have misunderstood about Yompville being a country club prison.'

'Listen Darling, they're playing our song!'

Environmentally friendly woman putting slug killer down

"Second wave? Don't be daft son!"

The Advantage of a Wooden Leg Upon A Pinch

'Did you know that arsenic has absolutely no trans fat?'

"It's spring! I'm making a garden."

"I'll take any model here so long as it's got a full tank."

'God, what a dump!'

Two Hunters.