Outdoor Enthusiast In Denial Pillows

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

The wife made it. Why?

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

Man on mobile phone has a bird sitting on the antenae.

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Happiness is iPadding a nature show in surround-smell.

"It's nice to stop and smell the roses, but with your allergies, keep going and Google them."

'I'll bet this would be more fun on a computer.'

'I think we should stop following these $100 bills. I'm beginning to think the deer know we're here, and they're setting us up.'

'Nature makes me nervous!'

Goose Flowchart

"There's nothing more beautiful than a full battery."

'It's a program on conserving energy.'

"So is this the fun part, or will there be even bigger bugs sticking to my face soon?"

"Your honour the people recommend bail be denied as we feel the defendant is a flight risk."

'You called?'

'Why do I always lose at this interactive television fishing show!'

Castaway uses a solar panel to watch TV.

'You may have misunderstood about Yompville being a country club prison.'

"Second wave? Don't be daft son!"

'Listen Darling, they're playing our song!'

Environmentally friendly woman putting slug killer down

The Advantage of a Wooden Leg Upon A Pinch

'Did you know that arsenic has absolutely no trans fat?'

"It's spring! I'm making a garden."

"I'll take any model here so long as it's got a full tank."

'God, what a dump!'