Car Enthusiast In Denial Pillows

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

"I'll take any model here so long as it's got a full tank."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

No U-turns

"Do you have someone to drive you home after your surgery? My car's in the shop and I could really use a ride."

'Power steering.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

"Sick Ride!"

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

Year of the Seagull: Scarecrow on car's top losing it's battle in chasing gulls away

'You're lucky your car's only being repossessed. Mine's possessed and I have to call an exorcist.'

'We've found life as we know it on other planets. All creatures have cars that break down when they're late for a meeting.'

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3 and 8 & 4.""

Castaway uses a solar panel to watch TV.

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

'I got us a stretch smart car...Neat, huh!?'

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

"It's environment friendly- no petrol, no oils and no dangerous fumes. Only one drawback...It doesn't move!"

"I was thinking...what if you didn't get a car? Think how much you'd save! No car payments. No gas bills. No insurance. No repair bills."

'But I'm sure my regular doctor is better than you. He has a Mercedes, you know.'

My other car is environmentally friendly.

Wow, Ernie! That's some headwind!

"We'll have to keep him overnight for tests, will require a loaner?"

Woman crying about her car repair bill.

"Yes, we do make car loans, but you CAN'T borrow my car."

Emergency breakdown.

A bug memorial on car grill.