Car Enthusiast In Denial T-Shirts

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

"I'll take any model here so long as it's got a full tank."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Do you have someone to drive you home after your surgery? My car's in the shop and I could really use a ride."

No U-turns

'Power steering.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"Sick Ride!"

'You're lucky your car's only being repossessed. Mine's possessed and I have to call an exorcist.'

Year of the Seagull: Scarecrow on car's top losing it's battle in chasing gulls away

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

'We've found life as we know it on other planets. All creatures have cars that break down when they're late for a meeting.'

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3 and 8 & 4.""

"It's environment friendly- no petrol, no oils and no dangerous fumes. Only one drawback...It doesn't move!"

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

"I was thinking...what if you didn't get a car? Think how much you'd save! No car payments. No gas bills. No insurance. No repair bills."

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

Castaway uses a solar panel to watch TV.

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

'But I'm sure my regular doctor is better than you. He has a Mercedes, you know.'

My other car is environmentally friendly.

"We'll have to keep him overnight for tests, will require a loaner?"

"Yes, we do make car loans, but you CAN'T borrow my car."

Woman crying about her car repair bill.

Vet's car has broken down and he shoots it.

Stuck SUVs

Emergency breakdown.

A bug memorial on car grill.