Birdwatcher In Denial Pillows

Man on mobile phone has a bird sitting on the antenae.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Vegetarian Birds

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Pass that."

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"Great tights!"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Chickenspox

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'I hear they're going to cable.'

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"He's a bird-dog."

'Without running tests I'd say you're eating too much turkey.'

"I said you should get a hobby like bird watching."

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

Two ducks in restaurant, one without a beak, "Can I get my bill, please?"

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

Happiness is iPadding a nature show in surround-smell.

"So you hired them to do the tidying up?"

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

"Who died?"

'Dude, I think you should cut back on the Gummi worms.'