Birdwatcher In Denial Pillows

Man on mobile phone has a bird sitting on the antenae.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Vegetarian Birds

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Pass that."

"Great tights!"

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

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Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

'I hear they're going to cable.'

"He's a bird-dog."

'Without running tests I'd say you're eating too much turkey.'

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

"Who died?"

"That bird looks just like your drone."

Two ducks in restaurant, one without a beak, "Can I get my bill, please?"

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

'Dude, I think you should cut back on the Gummi worms.'

"Instead of migrating this winter, why don't we do a cruise?"

"So you hired them to do the tidying up?"

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."