Birdwatching Skeptics Pillows

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Tequila Mockingbird

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

The last Passenger Pigeon

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Paralegal eagle.

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Peacekeeping?

"I've just been conned out of my dinner by a craft fox!"

"It's the vulture app. It appears when my phone battery is about to die."

'Ah ah! That's what I thought! The DNA tests prove that he is in fact a Cuckoo chick...'

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

"It's hard to trust those Beanbirds. They're always 'up' to something!"

"Hi. I'm the bluebird of... oh, never mind."

'I think we're starting sex education too early.'

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."

'No, Neville. I don't think anyone will ever open a burger bar around here. Now, finish your carrion!'

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

STRIP Ostrich Hotel

"I'm a bird dog."

'Apparently this is called 'Nesting'.'