Birdwatching Skeptics Gifts

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Tequila Mockingbird

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

The last Passenger Pigeon

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Paralegal eagle.

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

Flight: Select your spot.

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"I've just been conned out of my dinner by a craft fox!"

Peacekeeping?

"It's the vulture app. It appears when my phone battery is about to die."

'Ah ah! That's what I thought! The DNA tests prove that he is in fact a Cuckoo chick...'

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"

'I think we're starting sex education too early.'

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

"Hi. I'm the bluebird of... oh, never mind."

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

You're Bob? S orry, you researchers all look alike to me.

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

"It's hard to trust those Beanbirds. They're always 'up' to something!"

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."

STRIP Ostrich Hotel

'No, Neville. I don't think anyone will ever open a burger bar around here. Now, finish your carrion!'

"I'm a bird dog."