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"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

His New Grillfriend

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Come and get it!"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Prosecco Peacock

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

The Martini is invented.

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'Come and get it!'