Outdoor Dining Extraordinaire Prints

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

His New Grillfriend

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Come and get it!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Prosecco Peacock

The Martini is invented.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Come and get it!'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'