Outdoor Comediennes Gifts

'That gnome with have to go, Edith!'

Skiing.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Would anyone like to say any final words about Carl from accounting?"

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Roads with a view.

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

Snowman Driver

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.'

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."