Outdoor Air Gifts

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Swinging

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Prosecco Peacock

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

ATM withdrawal

Chilly baby.

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Elephant seeking fresh air

Clean air.

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

'Mind if I open a window? It's a balmy day.'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

"Do you do catering?"

A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year.

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

'Aren't you glad we decided not to fly north thing spring?'