Spirit of Revolt Simmering in Crete
Ottomanophile T-Shirts
Let their style speak for itself! Our ottomanophile t-shirts are a fun way to express their love for stylish comfort and creative home decor.
Sphinx cat and mummy mouse
Gunter Grass
'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'
"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"
'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'
'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'
Friedrich Schiller
Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups
'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck
"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"
The USA...
Petrarch
We speak hieroglyphics here.
"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."
Annette von Droste-Hulshoff
Anubis loved his evening rides.
Alternative collective animal names
"Tut's outdone himself this time."
Fast Lane. cars Like yours.
"No not the puppy please"
Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.
'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'
"Those knuckleheads!"
Sincerely, Nefertiti... Don´t you think you are too old to go topless?
2 mummies...
'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'
In deep denile!
Unravel me.
"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"
"We forgot his Teddy bear."
"Good news son, you've been called up to the majors! You're off to an elephant's butt!"
"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
'You have an impressive cellar.'
'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'
Ottomanophile T-Shirts Collection
Ottomanophile Mugs
Explore our range of ottomanophile mugs to find the perfect humorous or stylish gift that celebrates their furniture enthusiasm.
Ottomanophile Pillows
Browse our plush ottomanophile pillows to add personality and comfort to their home decor.
Ottomanophile Prints
Discover striking prints that showcase their love for ottomans and elevate their living space with eye-catching art.