Ottomanophile Pillows

Spirit of Revolt Simmering in Crete

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Friedrich Schiller

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

The USA...

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

Petrarch

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

Alternative collective animal names

"No not the puppy please"

Anubis loved his evening rides.

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

Sincerely, Nefertiti... Don´t you think you are too old to go topless?

"We forgot his Teddy bear."

In deep denile!

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

2 mummies...

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

"Good news son, you've been called up to the majors! You're off to an elephant's butt!"

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

'You have an impressive cellar.'

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'