Ottomanophile Pillows

Spirit of Revolt Simmering in Crete

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Gunter Grass

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Friedrich Schiller

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

The USA...

Petrarch

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Anubis loved his evening rides.

Alternative collective animal names

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

"No not the puppy please"

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

"Those knuckleheads!"

Sincerely, Nefertiti... Don´t you think you are too old to go topless?

2 mummies...

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

In deep denile!

Unravel me.

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"We forgot his Teddy bear."

"Good news son, you've been called up to the majors! You're off to an elephant's butt!"

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

'You have an impressive cellar.'

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'