Arachnophile Pillows

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

'Yes...I ate my husband! And he was delicious'

"Great location. Let's check it out."

'If you can read this, call the missing kids' hotline.'

'Dang, I'm sick of telling stupid kids that I'm not radioactive and that even if I did bite them, they wouldn't become a superhero!'

'I'm afraid that global warming will careen out of control and lead to the extinction of mankind as a species.' 'I'm afraid of spiders.'

'It was so scary, I tell you what: My life was hanging by a thread...'

'Have I ever shown you my collection of web patterns?'

"Hey, look up! Stop staring at your phone! look up, look up!"

"I think that was better left as a fantasy."

"Wow. You all are so attentive today...what's up?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

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"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

Arachnid Research Lab. I don't need to actually be here all the time, I use a web cam!

'Get a grip.'

'Don't hurt it.'

'My mother is a black widow, my wife is a black widow...'

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

Horror

'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'

Spider Horror Movies

What really frightened Miss Muffet away,

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

After immobilising it's prey, the Tasmanian Death Spider prefers to suck out the innards with a bendy straw.

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

'I hate you, Al.'

Arachnophobia training.