Arachnophiles Pillows

"And now I've got an awful stomachache...bloody men!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

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'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

Arachnid Research Lab. I don't need to actually be here all the time, I use a web cam!

"Great location. Let's check it out."

'Don't hurt it.'

'If you can read this, call the missing kids' hotline.'

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

'My mother is a black widow, my wife is a black widow...'

Horror

'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'

What really frightened Miss Muffet away,

After immobilising it's prey, the Tasmanian Death Spider prefers to suck out the innards with a bendy straw.

'You've been drinking again.'

Spider Horror Movies

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

Arachnophobia training.

'Dang, I'm sick of telling stupid kids that I'm not radioactive and that even if I did bite them, they wouldn't become a superhero!'

"AA-ARGH!"

'I hate you, Al.'

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

Plumbers afraid of Spiders

Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider

"Well, it's not the crawling through dark and dirty places that freaks me out: it's the cobwebs..."

"Okay, Mr. Nerdmyer, I'm just going to give you a little stress test!"