Arachnophiles Prints

"And now I've got an awful stomachache...bloody men!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

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'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

"Great location. Let's check it out."

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

'If you can read this, call the missing kids' hotline.'

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

'My mother is a black widow, my wife is a black widow...'

Horror

Spider Horror Movies

After immobilising it's prey, the Tasmanian Death Spider prefers to suck out the innards with a bendy straw.

What really frightened Miss Muffet away,

'You've been drinking again.'

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

Arachnophobia training.

"AA-ARGH!"

'I hate you, Al.'

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

'Dang, I'm sick of telling stupid kids that I'm not radioactive and that even if I did bite them, they wouldn't become a superhero!'

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

Plumbers afraid of Spiders

"I hate bugs...especially if they are in the software of this robot-spider."

"Well, it's not the crawling through dark and dirty places that freaks me out: it's the cobwebs..."

'And this is the lesser-known: 'It made me scream''.