Arachnophobe Pillows

'Gah! Spider!' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Oh, hello insomnia.'

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

"Great location. Let's check it out."

'Don't hurt it.'

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

Horror

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

'If you can read this, call the missing kids' hotline.'

'My mother is a black widow, my wife is a black widow...'

'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

'You've been drinking again.'

Spider Horror Movies

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."

'Dang, I'm sick of telling stupid kids that I'm not radioactive and that even if I did bite them, they wouldn't become a superhero!'

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

"AA-ARGH!"

'I hate you, Al.'

Arachnophobia training.

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

Plumbers afraid of Spiders

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider