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'We reorganized so many times we are now one of our own subsidiaries.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

A catch-all is born.

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

Next Direction

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

"I can't see my screen!!"

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"But this way I know where everything is."

'Miss Beasley - Would you send in the next applicant, Please.'

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'