Organic Foodie With A Sense Of Irony Pillows

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Eco Princess

See you at the farmers market!

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Peas on Earth.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Frankenfish

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

Free Range Chickens

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

(Direct to the Consumer)

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'Fresh eggs!'

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

'Is it organic?'

'It's an organic still life.'

Shrimp cook

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

Olives

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

Food Pyramid.