Organ Joke Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'll swop you my liver for one of your kidneys."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

Where do you see yourself in five years? 35.

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

Organ Player

'We're donating our organist to science.'

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

'I'm organic.'

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"Where there's Bruch, there's mass."

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'You know, I'll be honest...I don't think you two mix very well with one another.'

'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"So how many penguins does it take to change the northern lights?"

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

"Tia Carmen, there are Spanish knock-knock jokes! But you're supposed to say 'toc-toc.'"

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

"I find things go around in cycles."

'Let's be fair about this, Your Honor -- how can the plaintiff be an objective witness if my client shot him?'

'Do you drink?'