Organ Transplant Buff Pillows

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

New life (organ donation)

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Organ Player

'Bad news, pastor. The only donation we've gotten so far is a Wurlitzer from the orchestra.'

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

Pig heart donation saves human life

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

'We're donating our organist to science.'

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Organ Donor Card

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

"Where there's Bruch, there's mass."

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

The shakedown escalates.

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

Is there anyone here from 'customer care'? Could you tell them I'll ring back as soon as I've got my new kidney in!

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

'Since my bone marrow transplant, the dog doesn't know me!'

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

"We'll be using a pig's kidney in the transplant....Suit yourself, we'll try a turnip, good luck with that!"