Organ Transplant Aficionado Pillows

'You're going to REPLACE the prolapsed rectum?...'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

New life (organ donation)

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Organ Player

'Bad news, pastor. The only donation we've gotten so far is a Wurlitzer from the orchestra.'

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Organ Donor Card

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

'We're donating our organist to science.'

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

"Where there's Bruch, there's mass."

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

The shakedown escalates.

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

Is there anyone here from 'customer care'? Could you tell them I'll ring back as soon as I've got my new kidney in!

'A spoiler is standard on all sports cars. It helps protect your hair transplant.'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

"We'll be using a pig's kidney in the transplant....Suit yourself, we'll try a turnip, good luck with that!"

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

Richard the Pigheart

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."