Organ Transplant Irony Seeker Pillows

"Whoa! Now there goes one fine pair of kidneys!"

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Bad news, pastor. The only donation we've gotten so far is a Wurlitzer from the orchestra.'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

Pig heart donation saves human life

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

"My Dad has just come out of hospital."

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

The shakedown escalates.

'The good news is that you'll be able to continue working and pay my bill.'

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

Is there anyone here from 'customer care'? Could you tell them I'll ring back as soon as I've got my new kidney in!

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

"We'll be using a pig's kidney in the transplant....Suit yourself, we'll try a turnip, good luck with that!"

'They don't have any side effects, nor any other effect whatsoever!'

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

'Since my bone marrow transplant, the dog doesn't know me!'

"I missed my last appointment, because I was feeling poorly."

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'Well, we located a kidney, but the donor is a Trekkie, so we'll leave it up to you.'

"It's from the hospital. They write that the warranty on your heart expires next Thursday. They wish you a hearty farewell!"

"Good news, Mr. Herndon. We worked out the budget, and we have a kidney."

"Thanks for being a donor."

"I had trouble opening the child-proof cap."

'And finally,concerning being an organ donor, well...you don't really have a choice.'

Take An Organ, Leave An Organ

'Well?! Don't you notice anything different? I got a new kidney!'

'Great news! We found a donor body!'