Organ Transplant Pillows

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Well?! Don't you notice anything different? I got a new kidney!'

'Well, we located a kidney, but the donor is a Trekkie, so we'll leave it up to you.'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'The good news is, your body didn't reject the organ transplant. The bad news is, the bank rejected your check.'

"It's from the hospital. They write that the warranty on your heart expires next Thursday. They wish you a hearty farewell!"

'Since my bone marrow transplant, the dog doesn't know me!'

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

Is there anyone here from 'customer care'? Could you tell them I'll ring back as soon as I've got my new kidney in!

'Bad news, pastor. The only donation we've gotten so far is a Wurlitzer from the orchestra.'

Neil was only too happy to become an organ donor.

'My transplanted heart is 29, my transplanted kidney is 41, my transplanted lung is 38 and the rest of me is 59.'

Organ Donation

"We'll be using a pig's kidney in the transplant....Suit yourself, we'll try a turnip, good luck with that!"

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

New life (organ donation)

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Pig heart donation saves human life

Organ Donor Card

'If this works, don't forget to thank her for the kidney.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'