Organ Transplant Specialists Pillows

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

New life (organ donation)

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Bad news, pastor. The only donation we've gotten so far is a Wurlitzer from the orchestra.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

Pig heart donation saves human life

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Organ Donor Card

Hospital recycling bank.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

The shakedown escalates.

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

'Here comes the transplant specialist now.'

Is there anyone here from 'customer care'? Could you tell them I'll ring back as soon as I've got my new kidney in!

"I just ate my organ donor card."

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.