Organ Transplant Surgeon Pillows

Organ Donation Clinic

Organ Donor Card

Richard the Pigheart

New life (organ donation)

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Bad news, pastor. The only donation we've gotten so far is a Wurlitzer from the orchestra.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

Traumatology.

Pig heart donation saves human life

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

Hospital recycling bank.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

The shakedown escalates.

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

Is there anyone here from 'customer care'? Could you tell them I'll ring back as soon as I've got my new kidney in!

"I just ate my organ donor card."

'Here comes the transplant specialist now.'

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

'We are doing everything we can to find a donor.'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"