Organ Transplant Awareness Pillows

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

New life (organ donation)

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Bad news, pastor. The only donation we've gotten so far is a Wurlitzer from the orchestra.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Pig heart donation saves human life

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Hospital recycling bank.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

The shakedown escalates.

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

Is there anyone here from 'customer care'? Could you tell them I'll ring back as soon as I've got my new kidney in!

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

"This is getting ugly, she's demanding a return of the kidney she donated to you back in '88."

'Since my bone marrow transplant, the dog doesn't know me!'

"We'll be using a pig's kidney in the transplant....Suit yourself, we'll try a turnip, good luck with that!"