Organ Donation Awareness Pillows

'My transplanted heart is 29, my transplanted kidney is 41, my transplanted lung is 38 and the rest of me is 59.'

Hospital recycling bank.

Greeting Cards/Get Well, Donor.

'When she said she was looking for a man with a heart, I found out she meant she was looking for an organ donor for her cousin.'

"It's your wife! She says have you got your organ donor card?"

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

New life (organ donation)

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Pig heart donation saves human life

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

The shakedown escalates.

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

"I just ate my organ donor card."

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

"This is getting ugly, she's demanding a return of the kidney she donated to you back in '88."

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

'Need some kidneys.'