Organ Grinder Gifts

"Play on."

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

9-5, 5-9

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Organ Player

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'We're donating our organist to science.'

'I'm organic.'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

"Where there's Bruch, there's mass."

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

Can't Count Dracula

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

"Thank you, but I don't feel it's necessary for you to play 'Charge' when I invite people to the altar."

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."

Good, huh? I grind my own cocoa beans.

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

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