Organ Grinder Pillows

"Play on."

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

9-5, 5-9

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Organ Player

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

'We're donating our organist to science.'

'I'm organic.'

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

"Where there's Bruch, there's mass."

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

Can't Count Dracula

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

"Thank you, but I don't feel it's necessary for you to play 'Charge' when I invite people to the altar."

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

Commuter X-Ray

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

"Pawn to King Four."

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'