Order Perfectionist Gifts

"So, let's start with your need to refer to your 'Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder' as 'C.D.O.' just so that it is in Alphabetical order."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Bullseye!

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Fragile stamper.

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

Golf lessons

'Not that slowly back...'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Perfection

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"You're welcome."