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"So, let's start with your need to refer to your 'Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder' as 'C.D.O.' just so that it is in Alphabetical order."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Bullseye!

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Fragile stamper.

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

Golf lessons

'Not that slowly back...'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

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Perfection

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'