Orbital Organizer Gifts

'Okay, I'll see you tomorrow at noon... Uh, which time zone?'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Motivation to work

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

A catch-all is born.

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

To do list

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

Labour Protests

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"