Oral Health Adventurers Gifts

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

Scales

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

Floss Street Vendor

Dentist Training School.

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"Is it working?"

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

Grassy breath?

'You should have come to me sooner.'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Toothbrush Superhero.

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

"Wait, I'm texting the Tooth Fairy that if I lose a tooth in here, she still owes me!"