Oral Health Adventurers Gifts

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

Dentist Training School.

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

Scales

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

"Is it working?"

Grassy breath?

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

Toothbrush Superhero.

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'