Opulent Offspring Gifts

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

A Macaroni in 1772

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

"Someday, son, all this crap will be yours."

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

He Duplicated T-Shirts; We Litigated

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

Godzilla's Mom.

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

The Great Catsby.

'You're spoiling that dog!'

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

"And that, son, is where chickens come from."

"Now do you see, Betty, what a little luck, a few sound investments and the shameless inflation of corporate profits through bogus transactions can buy."

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

"What would you recommend for someone who's wealthy?"

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

Our genius techie kid is hacking your bank account while your read this.

Prince.

View Down Ladies' Mile

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."

'It started with enlightened self-interest and then spread to greed.'