Playful Progeny Appreciator Gifts

'Is this the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Skeleton playing fetch.

Wagging Dog

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

William Tell in his younger years.

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'I can't talk now Kevin. I'm under house arrest.'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

"Stickers, fairy tattoos, a coloring book ... but no, Mom, I'm not seeing any stretch-mark cream in the goody bag."

When we're first born, they clean up our drooling. When we can't swim, they help with our pooling. When halloween comes, they take us ghouling. When homework gets tough, they aid with our schooling. When it gets hot, they make sure we're cooling. Moms are the best! We thank you, no fooling!

"Do you like this settee - oh, stop. How often do I ask you to go furniture shopping?"

"I'm not surprised that it's a bad school report. Statistics indicate that children get their intelligence from their fathers!"

"He made me promise I'd never mistreat you. Then he made me sit and listen to three house of dad rock."

'Get a job!? Dude, your daughter and I are working fulltime trying to get you a grandchild!'

"Things that scare Jimmy #6 Grandpa eats a banana"

Log in, paper out.

'I don't know about art but I like the bouncing ball'.

Pigtail Picture

"You don't need those glasses. Life is already in 3-D."

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

'Quick! Kids! There's a positive male role model on the television...'

'Now, now, Timmy ... No poison darts at the dinner table.'

'Mum, I've dropped my ice-cream...'

"It slices! It dices!"