Playful Progeny Appreciator Pillows

'Is this the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Skeleton playing fetch.

Wagging Dog

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

William Tell in his younger years.

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

'I can't talk now Kevin. I'm under house arrest.'

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

"Stickers, fairy tattoos, a coloring book ... but no, Mom, I'm not seeing any stretch-mark cream in the goody bag."

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

'Get a job!? Dude, your daughter and I are working fulltime trying to get you a grandchild!'

"I'm not surprised that it's a bad school report. Statistics indicate that children get their intelligence from their fathers!"

"He made me promise I'd never mistreat you. Then he made me sit and listen to three house of dad rock."

"Things that scare Jimmy #6 Grandpa eats a banana"

Log in, paper out.

'I don't know about art but I like the bouncing ball'.

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

"You don't need those glasses. Life is already in 3-D."

Pigtail Picture

'Quick! Kids! There's a positive male role model on the television...'

'Now, now, Timmy ... No poison darts at the dinner table.'

'Mum, I've dropped my ice-cream...'

"It slices! It dices!"

'When it comes to the children I believe in light-touch regulation.'