Optimism Overthinkers T-Shirts

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"Try thinking about something else."

Back to work...

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

That party went well.

No Immediate Danger

"The overthinker"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Optimist

Protest

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Always expect the best

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

You have reached the end of your brain...

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

'You look like you have a lot on your mind, Jim!'

Tom's last day.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking