Optimism Skeptic T-Shirts

Let your favorite skepticism enthusiast wear their humor on their sleeve with a t-shirt that celebrates their practical, witty outlook, blending comfort with a touch of satire.

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National Negativity Association (Nope 24 hours).

National Negativity Association (Nope 24 hours). mockup

National Negativity Association (Nope 24 hours).

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'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.' mockup

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

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That shows business confidence.

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'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!' mockup

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

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"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there." mockup

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

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Boptimism

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"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so." mockup

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

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What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...' mockup

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

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"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues." mockup

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

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'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.' mockup

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

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"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!" mockup

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

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One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone. mockup

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

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Optimist

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"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable." mockup

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

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Six Thinking Hats

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"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!" mockup

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

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Happy Days Are Here Again

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"I love your optimism."

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Protest

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"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"This year I resolve to embrace change." mockup

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

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'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.' mockup

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

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"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor." mockup

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

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The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.' mockup

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

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"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can." mockup

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

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Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers. mockup

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

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"The pizza came late and it was cold!" mockup

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

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"I think I can". (train)

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"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging." mockup

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

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'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!' mockup

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

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'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.' mockup

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

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"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet." mockup

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

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"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!" mockup

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

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Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees! mockup

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

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"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!" mockup

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

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Optimism Skeptic T-Shirts Collection

Optimism Skeptic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for optimism skeptics, featuring clever messages and illustrations that bring humor and realism to their coffee or tea time.

Optimism Skeptic Pillows

Browse pillows that humorously reflect the skepticism and wit of your favorite optimism skeptic—ideal for adding personality to any room.

Optimism Skeptic Prints

Discover eye-catching prints that celebrate the clever, skeptical view of the world, perfect for decorating their home or office with a touch of humor.