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Back to work...

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Upward Progress

Six Thinking Hats

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

What Do Doctors Dream About?

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

Finger on the Z Key

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Death Boss

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

Sign - CAN DO "I like your attitude, Harris."

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"I hope it wasn't too much of a problem covering for me..."

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'