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"You're telling me about stress?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Back to work...

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Late/Too Late.

'Arf! Arf!'

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

What Do Doctors Dream About?

Cafe Burns.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

'Oh, we tried a nurturing corporate culture, but we found the law-of-the-jungle mentality is what keeps our competitive edge..'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'