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Finger on the Z Key

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Back to work...

What else is there to wish for?

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Thinking outside the cubicle

Imagine there's no office...

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

Time Clock.

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

'Let's rock!'

Slam Dunking the Outtray

"Let him sleep. When he wakes up his nightmare will begin!"

'I've tried hunting, and I've tried gathering, but what I really want is a desk job.'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Businessmen's Dreams

'Hopefully, his work will improve after he gets married.'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

If only it was true...'I'm raising all your salaries by 50%...'

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Man with a Plan