Optimism Overthinkers Gifts

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"Try thinking about something else."

Back to work...

"The overthinker"

That party went well.

No Immediate Danger

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Optimist

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Protest

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Always expect the best

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

You have reached the end of your brain...

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

'You look like you have a lot on your mind, Jim!'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Tom's last day.

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'