Optical Comic Collector Gifts

'If the subject should ever come up, you can say you're legally blind'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"You've changed."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Bears catching fish

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Super Dog'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'